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TFJ Stage Performer Hall of Fame
They were the sung and unsung heroes of the famed TFJ Live Performance. Future record producers, teachers, savants, and Emo band frontmen who risked their sanity (and physical safety) to bring every TFJ song to life. Ladies and gents, the legendary TFJ stage performers.

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"The Family Jewels are a bizarre roller-coaster ride through the minds of some seriously damaged units. A close knit group of four (who seem to share one warped brain), The Family Jewels systematically grind down insanity and humor to their purest forms, creating a catchy warp/quirk rock that has been proclaimed "brainless brilliance" or "pop/rock expansionism." ~Â Aquarian/East Coast Rocker Magazine
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