The Family Jewels
Stage Performer
Hall of Fame
Tribute to the All-star TFJ Stage Performers who rocked the stages through the ages!
The Legendary Azz
TFJ Stage Performer: '92-'97
Original SP
Specialties: Homeless man, Trombone player, Freak, Alien, Chickenman
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Greatest Moment:
During the debut of the 1997 TFJ Classic "Slum," emerged from a pile of papers at the foot of the stage, scaring the audience half to death.
Christopher "MC Evil Jesus" Wallach
TFJ Stage Performer: 1996 to 2000
Specialties: Pimp, Mentally Disabled, Pornoconfetti
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Where is he now?: Chris is chillin' in Queens
Geoff Rickley
TFJ Stage Performer: 1996 to 1999
Specialties: Alien, Wheelchair victim, Nurse, Lonesome Guy on Stage, Homeless man, Chickenman
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Where is he now?: Geoff went on to front the successful emo-group "Thursday"
Punk legend, Joe Darone
TFJ Stage Performer: 1996 to 2000
Specialties: Chickenman, S&M Demon Boy, Apple Pie thrower
Notes: Joe Co-Produced TFJ's 2nd Album "Chuck and Louise"
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Where is he now?: Joe was in Suit of Lights and now does some big-time suit work in the NYC area.
Paul "Pimpfabulous" Campos
TFJ Stage Performer: 1996 to 1998
Specialties:
Pimp, TFJ Merchandise Distributor, horns
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Where is he now?:
Paul is still pimpin' it old school.
Joltin' Joe Fass
TFJ Stage Performer: 1992 to 1993
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Specialties: Lacrosse Player, Tricyclist, clothesline holder, bowling ball roller
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Notes: Joe mysteriously vanished after The Family Jewels first ever performance at the 1992 EHS Variety show. His legendary performance lives on in the hearts, minds, and souls of those who witnessed it.
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Where is he now?: Whereabouts unknown.
